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The year before last in mid April I drove my Mercedes into a pig which had been hidden behind a parked car and waiting for me to come around the bend before hurling itself out in front of me. I promise thats the way things occurred, although I must fess up my short time memory is nothing like it once was so its possible I have got a few of the details incorrect. It was that time of the season dont forget, and being in north Guam so I was not moving that quickly regardless of what the witnesses were gossiping about, so I do not agree why I should pay the owner for their losses: http://ping.fm/at8qN